Is Roastume really free?

Yep — completely free. No signup, no credit card, no inbox spam. Drop your PDF, get roasted.

Do you store my resume?

No. Your file is parsed in-memory to generate the roast, then thrown out. We don't save the file or your contact info.

How long does the roast take?

Just a moment — long enough to grab water, short enough that you won't tab away.

What file types are supported?

PDF only for now — and it needs real text, not a scanned image. Most resumes exported from Word, Google Docs, or Canva work fine.

AI resume roast · drop PDF · get the truth

Think your resume is good
We'll tell you the truth.

Drop your PDF. Get the recruiter's side-eye in 30 seconds.

Every Weak Spot, Exposed
No fluff. No guessing. Just honest feedback on what's holding your resume back.
Less Fluff. More Offers.
Turn vague bullets into measurable impact with practical, recruiter-focused fixes.

Bring your ego. Leave with a better resume.

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what people actually said after

i didn’t know a webpage could call me out like that✦it found the metric i made up at 1am✦“synergy” got removed from my vocabulary forever✦first tool that didn’t try to sell me a course✦my friend opened it and went quiet for 4 minutes✦i was warned. i still wasn’t ready.✦fixed two bullets, got a callback the same week✦less LinkedIn coach, more older sibling energy✦i was today years old when i learned my resume was mid✦i didn’t know a webpage could call me out like that✦it found the metric i made up at 1am✦“synergy” got removed from my vocabulary forever✦first tool that didn’t try to sell me a course✦my friend opened it and went quiet for 4 minutes✦i was warned. i still wasn’t ready.✦fixed two bullets, got a callback the same week✦less LinkedIn coach, more older sibling energy✦i was today years old when i learned my resume was mid✦

a real line from a real report

It finds the line you already knew was cooked.

No checklists. No AI mush. Just the exact sentence making recruiters scroll past — and why, in your sharpest friend's voice.

savage

L04your resume said

“Skills: Java, Python, C++, JavaScript, React, Node, Angular, Vue, AWS, Azure, GCP, Docker, Kubernetes, MongoDB, MySQL, Figma, Photoshop, Leadership”

what Roastume said

Pick a lane, bhai.
You're not a specialist anymore. You're the entire IT department.

straight from the group chats

They came to laugh.
They left and fixed four lines.

Priya, SDE-2

@ Bengaluru

“made me delete three bullets before i could close the tab. genuinely the most useful 5 minutes i’ve spent on my resume in months.”

Eswar, Full Stack Developer

@ Hyderabad

“expected a meme, got an actual diagnosis. the line it flagged was the exact one my manager kept squinting at in 1:1s.”

Nandhini, Frontend Developer

@ Bengaluru

“i laughed, then i screenshotted, then i actually fixed the lines.”

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Okay, enough doomscrolling.
Find out what yours really says.

Drop the PDF, we'll handle the brutal honesty. Worst case you laugh. Best case you fix the one line that's been quietly costing you interviews.

Roast my resume

Think your resume is good We'll tell you the truth.

It finds the line you already knew was cooked.

They came to laugh. They left and fixed four lines.

Okay, enough doomscrolling.Find out what yours really says.

Think your resume is good
We'll tell you the truth.

They came to laugh.
They left and fixed four lines.

Okay, enough doomscrolling.
Find out what yours really says.